1. White leggings
Okay, let me tell you why I think this is ALWAYS a sin on EVERYBODY. Because even Gisele Bundchen has cellulite. All humans do. If you show me one person without an ounce of cellulite, I will apologize profusely, but that person does not exist. White leggings show off every bump and dent in your legs and ass. And they enhance it. They don't look awful but in the right light they're just so unflattering it's not even funny. No one should own these!
2. Black (hiked up) socks and shorts
This is usually a male sin. And they're so challenged in many things, aren't they? I know I'm very mean. But really, how many decent looking men do you see in the summer hiking up their black socks with shorts? Not that you should wear hiked up socks in any colour! If these men have girlfriends, then they need to do their magic and recommend a great white ankle sock...
This is so trashy. And avoidable with a simple purchase of a convertible bra... My biggest peeve when it comes to this sin is people who do a racerback top with a regular bra. Why do I hate it? Because it's soo avoidable! Get a frikkin connector thing! (Don't you love my terminology? I mean those things that hook the back of your bra together. Cheap and very easy.)
4. These ugly sandals...
People tell me I'm so mean to older and non-fashion-conscious people. Well, you know what? I don't feel remorseful. Because I've seen people 60 and up dressing fabulously yet age appropriate. Anyway, these exact sandals were what I had in mind when I googled "ugly sandals", and this picture came up, lol. Proves I'm not the only one. No one should own this monstrosity!
5. Not dressing for your body type
C'mon, this one's obvious. Honestly, not everything looks good on everyone, even on supermodels. Well, maybe them, but not for us humans. Now to the biggest extreme, I'm reffering to very overweight people who wear very revealing clothing. It's great you're confident, but you need to look somewhat respectable...I saw a 300 pound girl at Wal-Mart the other day wearing bum-bearing daisy dukes. No, honey. That is not cute.
6. Platform Flip-flops
Two words: Euro trash. Oh, and since this particular type of flip-flop got it's own spot on my list, I just wanna add that wearing flip-flops on inappropriate occasions is wrong as well!
7. (Adults wearing) T-shirts with cheesy slogans
Do you realize how many adults are going out wearing t-shirts that say "cutie", "babe", or "flirt" on them? Do you? Honestly (and I say this in a non-racist way), a lot of foreign ladies wear this because they don't know what it means or something and they got it for two bucks at a second hand store. It's true and you know it.
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